Colt Demotivational Poster
COLT PEACEMAKER - "Abe Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal."
911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."
227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'
RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.
GOD DAMN IT - I love John Coltrane
HE'S GOT 99 PROBLEMS - But The Colts Ain't One
PEYTON MANNING - Meet the first Player, to die on the field during an NFL game. And every Team Owner and Line backer knows it.
WESTERN ETIQUETTE - A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.
18 PEYTON MANNING - Playing like the greatest QUARTERBACK EVA!! 2bad it's Brett FAVRE! Throwing across the body, throwing interceptions.